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Prosecuting Industry with Hillary

May 7, 2016

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It is time for me to start a second career.  I’m going to become a lawyer if Secretary Rodham Hillary Clinton is elected.  Hillary has already proposed that firearms manufacturers should be held liable when criminals use their guns.  That would end gun sales in the United States.  I’m getting a law degree if Hillary is elected.  I’m going to make a ton of money.. and you can too.

Today, a gun manufacturer sells his legal product to a distributor.  The FBI approves each transfer.  The distributor checks with the FBI again before the firearm is transferred to a local gun store.  The gun store also does a background check before the gun is sold to the customer.  Hillary wants to prosecute the manufacturer if the FBI gets it wrong.  Hillary wants the victim’s family to sue the gun manufacturer if the victim is shot by someone using the gun illegally or negligently.  You could always sue the gun manufacturer if the gun failed during its intended use, but now the manufacturer is liable for misuse as well.

Just so you know, most gun deaths are suicide.  Come to think of it, suicide is illegal, so that make suicide an illegal use of a firearm.  Damn, but that works for lawyers $$$.

The next largest group of gun injuries are from drug gangs.  Your third-strike thug can sue the gun manufacturer if he is shot by another gang member.  Sweet Jesus but it is payday for lawyers.  $$$

Now, let’s extend this legal precedent to other products.  I can sue the stove manufacturer if my child is burned.  Sorry, kid, but momma needs new shoes $$$.

I can sue the pool company if my child drowns.  More children drown that are accidently killed by guns, so the pool manufacturer sold an obviously dangerous product.  $$$

Car manufacturers should have to pay for the accidents of drunk drivers.  Drink up.  General Motors is buying.  $$$

We get to sue the drug manufacturers when my druggy nephew finally has his overdose.  High finance has an entirely new meaning.

I propose we prosecute dairy food companies if ice cream made you fat.  I hear guys all across the united states calling their lawyers now.

Can I sue the shoe manufacturer if I get blisters?

Of course, you’ll have to go overseas to buy a gun, buy medicine, buy a car, go swimming or buy food.. because Hillary and the swarm of lawyers will make it impossible to build anything in the US.  As a lawyer, I can afford imported shoes.

I can’t wait for next January.

~_~_

Rob

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Granny Grunch permalink
    May 7, 2016 4:16 pm

    The jury finds for the defense. Guess who is going to get the tab for this mess….wait for the screams……

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  2. Rich permalink
    May 9, 2016 9:55 am

    Marxists and Islamists who infect our federal government plus the media whores who protect them will gleefully lie, falsify, fabricate, slander, libel, deceive, delude, bribe, and treasonably betray the free citizens of the United States into becoming an unarmed population. Unarmed populations have been treated as slaves and chattel since the dawn of history.

    The Second Amendment foes lying about gun control – Firearms are our constitutionally mandated safeguard against tyranny by a powerful federal government.

    Only dictators, tyrants, despots, totalitarians, and those who want to control and ultimately to enslave you support gun control.

    No matter what any president, senator, congressman, or hard-left mainstream media whores tell you concerning the statist utopian fantasy of safety and security through further gun control: They are lying. If their lips are moving, they are lying about gun control. These despots truly hate America..

    These tyrants hate freedom, liberty, personal responsibility, and private property. But the reality is that our citizens’ ownership of firearms serves as a concrete deterrent against despotism. They are demanding to hold the absolute power of life and death over you and your family. Ask the six million Jews, and the other five million murdered martyrs who perished in the Nazi death camps, how being disarmed by a powerful tyranny ended any chances of fighting back. Ask the murdered martyrs of the Warsaw Ghetto about gun control.

    Their single agenda is to control you after you are disarmed. When the people who want to control you hold the absolute power of life and death over your family, you have been enslaved.

    Will we stand our ground, maintaining our constitutionally guaranteed Second Amendment rights, fighting those who would enslave us?

    American Thinker

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