Prosecuting Industry with Hillary
It is time for me to start a second career. I’m going to become a lawyer if Secretary Rodham Hillary Clinton is elected. Hillary has already proposed that firearms manufacturers should be held liable when criminals use their guns. That would end gun sales in the United States. I’m getting a law degree if Hillary is elected. I’m going to make a ton of money.. and you can too.
Today, a gun manufacturer sells his legal product to a distributor. The FBI approves each transfer. The distributor checks with the FBI again before the firearm is transferred to a local gun store. The gun store also does a background check before the gun is sold to the customer. Hillary wants to prosecute the manufacturer if the FBI gets it wrong. Hillary wants the victim’s family to sue the gun manufacturer if the victim is shot by someone using the gun illegally or negligently. You could always sue the gun manufacturer if the gun failed during its intended use, but now the manufacturer is liable for misuse as well.
Just so you know, most gun deaths are suicide. Come to think of it, suicide is illegal, so that make suicide an illegal use of a firearm. Damn, but that works for lawyers $$$.
The next largest group of gun injuries are from drug gangs. Your third-strike thug can sue the gun manufacturer if he is shot by another gang member. Sweet Jesus but it is payday for lawyers. $$$
Now, let’s extend this legal precedent to other products. I can sue the stove manufacturer if my child is burned. Sorry, kid, but momma needs new shoes $$$.
I can sue the pool company if my child drowns. More children drown that are accidently killed by guns, so the pool manufacturer sold an obviously dangerous product. $$$
Car manufacturers should have to pay for the accidents of drunk drivers. Drink up. General Motors is buying. $$$
We get to sue the drug manufacturers when my druggy nephew finally has his overdose. High finance has an entirely new meaning.
I propose we prosecute dairy food companies if ice cream made you fat. I hear guys all across the united states calling their lawyers now.
Can I sue the shoe manufacturer if I get blisters?
Of course, you’ll have to go overseas to buy a gun, buy medicine, buy a car, go swimming or buy food.. because Hillary and the swarm of lawyers will make it impossible to build anything in the US. As a lawyer, I can afford imported shoes.
I can’t wait for next January.