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I swear it’s like being in a Monty Python sketch:

February 10, 2013

From The Sacred Cow Slaughterhouse– “I swear it’s like being in a Monty Python sketch”

“No one wants to take your guns away.”

“They just said they want to take away guns.”

“Well, yes, but only certain, supermodern, ultrapowerful guns.”

“This gun is half the power of a hunting rifle.”

“Yes, that makes it more dangerous, because of less kickback. And stuff.”

“It was designed in the 1950s.”

“Well, technically, yes.  But it got a new plastic thingy last year.  So it’s ultramodern.”

“The plastic thingy is an adjustable stock for different clothing or shooter statures.  It’s been around since the 1960s.”

“Right.  But we just found out about it.”

“And they want to ban this gun.”

“It looks scary.”

“So if it didn’t look scary, it would be okay?  Like this pink gun?”

“Yes.  Well, no.  Now it looks like a toy.”

“So it can’t look scary, and it can’t look non-scary?”

“Right.”

More at the sacred cow slaughterhouse.  Well done Michael Williamson.

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