You Might be a Redneck if You Give Ammo Cans as Gifts

You might be a redneck if:

• You have ammo-cans delivered in bulk for the holidays.
• You give ammo-cans away as gifts to your neighbors and friends;
  • They match the outfits they already have.  No need to buy something new.
  • They are always are the right size so they don’t have to return them.
• You can put colored paper in them and use them for Easter baskets.
• You can use them like giant Lego block for the kids to stack.  The little kids use the empty ones.
• You can use them as garden planters ’cause their bottoms won’t bust out like those silly clay pots.
• You put those glittery pink stickers on the ammo-can so your daughters will use them as lunch boxes.
• They make great carry-on luggage once they’re empty;
  • They fit under the seat in front of you.
  • You go to the head of the short line at security screening.

Are you a redneck too?

P.S.-  Cathi Bray commented that “You might be a redneck if you get a gift bag for your anniversary, set the (obvious) jewelry box aside, and gush over the two large cap magazines for your Glock – then later open the jewelry box “

I think that qualifies.  Cathi posts over at Rounds and Roses

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